THE SOCIETY WEDDING OF THE YEAR

RED PRODUCTIONS in conjunction with

AND

PRESENTS

THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MARK'S LIFE

All together..."Aaaahhh" Ditto
And again "Just one more step back...where did you say the insurance policy was kept?"
Bob and Malcolm never went anywhere without their security advisor Tim "The Bruiser" Bruce, who fortunately could also play the drums The happy couple celebrate with a glass of Sanatogen and a chocolate bourbon.
Laurence Llewellyn Bowen was going to have a hard time explaining that shirt down at the rugby club George Michael's attempts to re-live the "Club Tropicana" video stalled when he forgot to take his clothes off.
The queue for the chocolate fountain had got out of hand The swimming pool was never quite the same after Mark had passed wind during a dip.
Steph couldn't believe that the Kaiser Chiefs had aged so badly. "Who have you got to shag to get a pint of Strongbow around here?"
"You've had a very exciting day, dear...we'd better get you home now" Bob'a attempts at fixing the PA get unexpected results

 

Dave Heaven is sponsored by

MOET ET CHANDON

"No Moet...no showay!"  "No Chandon...no band on!"

Bob Grant is sponsored by

 STRONGBOW CIDER

"Did you spill my pint, you slaaaggg"

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